So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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