can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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