I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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