and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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