I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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