chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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