Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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