keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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