garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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