i barfeds in our rink
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it glows. i had to have it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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