She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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