Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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