I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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