Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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