i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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