Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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