Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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