**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I need to sanitize my soul.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
