at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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