the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you had me at cake vodka
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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