like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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