just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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