The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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