shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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