He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
