i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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