When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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