I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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