Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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