I hate your face
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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