He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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