The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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