Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
