How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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