she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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