Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm sobbing to NWA
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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