Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I can't turn off my feet"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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