please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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