KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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