What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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