ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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