are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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