Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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