Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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