a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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