I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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