you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Damn victory sex feels great