it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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