Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days