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(203): View more from Connecticut

i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

(813): View more from Florida

morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

(203): View more from Connecticut

oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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(203): i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much. (813): morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU (203): oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor. http://tfl.nu/75bu

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(773): View more from Illinois

Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.

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(773): Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success. http://tfl.nu/jhei

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(719): View more from Colorado

I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.

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(719): I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate. http://tfl.nu/7wm8

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(310): View more from California

Sorry I couldn't get my dick out

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(310): Sorry I couldn't get my dick out http://tfl.nu/ywcl

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(732): View more from New Jersey

That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.

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(732): That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on. http://tfl.nu/n5bj

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(281): View more from Texas

my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family

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(281): my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family http://tfl.nu/olwi

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(817): View more from Texas

Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.

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(817): Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s. http://tfl.nu/orrl

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.

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(715): So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room. http://tfl.nu/stph

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day

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(808): I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day http://tfl.nu/wum7

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(206): View more from Washington

It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!

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(206): It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!! http://tfl.nu/ruwg

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(541): View more from Oregon

We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.

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(541): We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin. http://tfl.nu/h15a

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(619): View more from California

Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands

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(619): Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands http://tfl.nu/hu3j

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(713): View more from Texas

No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"

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(713): No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY" http://tfl.nu/to54

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(602): View more from Arizona

OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!

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(602): OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED! http://tfl.nu/4r77

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(586): View more from Michigan

Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.

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(586): Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too. http://tfl.nu/y4xc

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