nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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