That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
These tits shall not be calmed
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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