i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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