Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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