sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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