But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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