I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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