Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My vagina is very pro this idea
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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