He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
it glows. i had to have it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I am available for nakedness
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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