No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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